If you love playing glorious 8-bit game as child, then you’ll love NES Hard Drives. It converts all your favorite 8Bit masterpieces into portable storage devices, reminding us once again the great games from our childhood. Added the fact of the already “precious” nature of portable HDs, combine it with the nostalgic NES games and what do you get? Awesomeness.
Alright you Japanophiles, here’s a thing that will help you make your own sushi at home. With badass-sounding name like Sushi Bazooka ($25), it’s function is rather mundane. Nevertheless it’s very easy to use, simply fill the tube with rice and add your favorite ingredients, then plunge the rice right through the tube onto a nori sheet, and a perfect sushi maki is done.
A great tool to get the job done. Magnogrip Magnetic Wristband ($11) lets you keep your nuts close at hand. No, not that kind of nuts. The MagnoGrip has 3 small but powerful magnets that can keep nuts, bolts, nails, screws, or any small metal you want handy and ready. Essential for men who likes to fix things, absolute necessity for those Magneto wannabees.
Fire in the Hole ! Eh, what? No explosions? Yes, no explosions for this grenades. This grenades only brings life and joy of ecologist around the world. This Flower Grenade (£10.99 ) contains buttercup, poppy and ryegrass seeds. And when you throw them at the ground, the pot smashes and the seeds can grow and create life… The flowers that bloomed on battlefields.
What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you’re looking at Wheelman 50cc ($559)? If you say “Batpod” then maybe we are kindred spirits. Or not, cause the shape is just so misleading. A motorized skateboard that look and run like badass, capable of conquering many terrains. Except snow. Why? I don’t know, what’s wrong with snow? This machine is so racist.
To be exposed to porn is an inevitable thing in this modern age. This Porn Detection Software Pro ($99.99) help to minimize the damage. Advanced algorithms search for everything from skin tones to shapes of body parts to narrow down the search to only pornographic material, purging them like antibacterial soap to bacteria. Means your kids will evolve, and not necessarily in a good way.
We’ve been waiting for a chance to do some “tea-bagging” without being called a douche since the dawn of time. Wait no more. This Tea Bagging Bag ($7.50) provides you with such opportunity. And because it’s completely reusable you can do it anywhere and anytime until your precious sack of ba-… err, tea worn out because of repeated indecency.
The cute girl is not the main point here, but the name’s Julie Watai if you are interested. And we’re already got sidetracked, damn you and your kawaiiness. Ehm, this Neurowear’s latest gadget, the Mico headphones, use a brainwave sensor to detect the wearer’s mood and play a song to match. Means your subconscious will pick the best song for you according your current mood, and that translates to “awesome”.
Admit it, we’ve been always want to reproduce all the awesome things we saw as kids, especially those awesome sound effects. We’ve been saying unspeakable things like “pew-pew” or “GHHrrrROAOAA” for that very reason. And those guys at ThinkGeek does it again, bringing their awesome stuff to us. Mega Stomp ($39.99) turns you into something rad, no experience necessary. When you walk, Mega Stomp will make you sound like you’re a robot, a zombie, a monster, or even splashing in the rain. Every time you step or stomp, the mega stomp senses your movement and plays an appropriate sound effect to complete the audio illusion, and nostalgia of your childhood.
Innovations never stops, whether we really need it or not. We know that standard umbrellas are hard to handle, prone to blowing inside out, dangerous for passers-by and if steel framed not advisable for use in a thunderstorm. And that’s why those people created Rainshader (£24.99 ). And the only downfall is you cannot perform the “spin-and-scatter” move when rain comes. Bummer.
Yes, these Suitcase Stickers ($8) are not for the faint of heart. Yes, it really could make you miss your flights. Yes, some of these stickers may cause offense to airport and immigration staff, not to mention the scared looks of others passengers. And no, that doesn’t mean we should stop the fun.
We wants it big. Mammuth Rewarron 1:3 Scale R/C Car ($5,500-$15,000) is big. Therefore, we wants Mammuth Rewarron 1:3 Scale R/C Car. With it’s one-third the size of a real car and weighing roughly 80kg, it certainly qualifies. It’s powered by a 200 or 250cc 4-stroke engine, giving it a top speed of over 40 mph. Don’t go ramming people with it.
Sometimes the best things in life are the ones that already forgotten. And for some people, retro stuffs certainly qualifies. And again for some people, it’s retro games, both electronic and normal ones. This maze game is one them, and now it can be integrated to your futuristic iPhones. Grab your Maze iPhone 5 Case ($30) and let’s get shaking!
Another undies goodness from those people to us, the Underpants Bandages ($5.00). Some pain or scars are not meant to be shown to others. And what other medium more fitting than Underpants Bandages, when we certainly know it holds the same spirits with the one that always dearly protect and conceal our most private parts?
No matter how hardcore, how skilled, or how crazy you are you should never underestimate the world around you. We can only assume what will happen, and good assumptions are based on extensive research and good preparations. And by owning Breitling Emergency II ($17.000), you are already has a good start. This watch will signal rescue services through the international Cospas-Sarsat system, ensuring your call for help is heard, raising your survivability from worse to not-so-bad.